{"id":8,"date":"2009-11-20T08:22:08","date_gmt":"2009-11-20T13:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.melaniehayn.com\/blog\/?p=8"},"modified":"2013-05-26T13:36:34","modified_gmt":"2013-05-26T18:36:34","slug":"ring-ring-oh-for-crying-out-loud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.melaniehayn.com\/blog\/ring-ring-oh-for-crying-out-loud\/","title":{"rendered":"Ring&#8230; Ring&#8230; Oh for crying out loud."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, my cell rang at 4:24 this morning, it was U.S. Airways, informing us of a 50 minute delay of my flight from Hartford to Philadelphia. Right, 50 minute delay for a flight scheduled to leave at 5:30 PM tonight. You couldn&#8217;t wait until normal, sane, daylight hours to call and inform me of that?<\/p>\n<p>Ah well, bad juju done and gone with.<\/p>\n<p>In the word of the immortal Ship Densmore: We&#8217;re off, like a bride&#8217;s nighty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, my cell rang at 4:24 this morning, it was U.S. Airways, informing us of a 50 minute delay of my flight from Hartford to Philadelphia. Right, 50 minute delay for a flight scheduled to leave at 5:30 PM tonight. You couldn&#8217;t wait until normal, sane, daylight hours to call and inform me of that? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melaniehayn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melaniehayn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melaniehayn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melaniehayn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melaniehayn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.melaniehayn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":203,"href":"https:\/\/www.melaniehayn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions\/203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.melaniehayn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melaniehayn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.melaniehayn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}